War on Christmas part (infinity)
For all you Christians out there who want to make me suffer because my atheism means that I am out to eliminate Christmas; here is your chance to win back Christmas. Simply click on the wishlist and buy me a Christmas present. Let the spirit of Christmas shine though and defeat all the humbuggery of us dirty atheists.
(Oh, and if you need any extra incentive to fire back in this war on Christmas by buying me a Christmas gift, here is my first shot:)