I've been born again!

It is true. I've been playing for the wrong team all along. Today I officially came to Christ.

I have burned my own book as a heresy, and am taking evangelism lessons now. I just hope the hate kicks in soon, for today I still feel love for gays, single moms, brown people, Catholics, and anyone else whom I now recognize as taking the zippy bus to hell.


Have a happy April Fool's Day, and keep up the fight!