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'Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.' -- Vizzini from "The Princess Bride"

Sunday, December 17, 2006

God's own "gay agenda"

Note: Sorry for the slowness of this post. I know that this is old news by now.

Not too long ago we had Ted Haggard as the latest Christian conservative to admit to not just being gay, but still being gay. Now we have another downfall of a conservative Christian pastor, the Rev. Paul Barnes of Grace Chapel in Douglas County.

It seems as though the healing power of prayer is not strong enough to "heal" even the most ardent of Christian warriors of the "homosexual blight." As we noted with Haggard, if God's most powerful and influential ministers and preachers cannot overcome homosexuality, how does that play out for your average gay?

But then I suddenly saw the light, just like God intervenes via small miracles in all fundamental Christian's lives to send them messages. Maybe he is sending one to fundamental Christianity as a whole, right now. And if God is speaking to them through these revelations, they had better listen. God's new message to all conservative Christians: "Get it right, Gay is OK."

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2 Comments:

At January 21, 2007 7:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahh, I get it now. You're GAY.
It explains the whole blog now.

 
At January 21, 2007 7:21 PM, Blogger jeffperado said...

Shh!!! Don't tell my girlfriend!


hehehe

 

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